Meet Bunny

Bunny is the CEO of Stephanie’s Shitty Little Store, a position she earned through years of unwavering leadership, strategic staring, and fearless barking at absolutely nothing.

She runs a tight ship.
She also cannot read, refuses to answer emails, and sleeps on the clock.
But somehow? She’s still the most competent person here.

Bunny’s core responsibilities include:

Approving all new products with one (1) disinterested glance

Managing morale through cuddles, chaos, and shedding

Conducting surprise HR investigations by sitting on your chest

Enforcing the company’s strict “pay women” policy

Overseeing outdoor operations (sniffing sticks)

Making sure Stephanie doesn’t spiral and forget to eat

As the face of the brand, Bunny embodies our core values:
softness, defiance, and a complete lack of respect for authority despite being the authority.

And because every CEO needs a personal paparazzi,
all photographic evidence of Bunny’s reign is captured by the incomparable Lindsay Lamb

— the woman responsible for turning our feral little operation into something that looks downright intentional. Lindsay documents the chaos, finds the light, and somehow makes us (and the CEO) look put-together, even when we’re absolutely not.

If you’d like to schedule a meeting with Bunny, please note:
she is booked, busy, and asleep, and will not be returning your call.

But she appreciates your support.
Deeply.
Silently.
From a sunbeam.