Facts and Info

FAQ — FREQUENTLY ASKED (AND OCCASIONALLY UNHINGED) QUESTIONS

What’s the shipping time?

We ship fast because anxiety won’t let us procrastinate.
Expect your order to go out within 3–5 business days, plus whatever time the mail system decides to take.

What’s the sizing like?

True to size with a relaxed fit.
If you like it oversized, size up.
If you like it tight, go for your usual.
If you’re overthinking it, same.

 

Do you take returns or exchanges?

Yes — within 14 days of delivery, as long as it’s unworn, unwashed, and not covered in your emotional support glitter.
If we messed something up, we’ll fix it.
If you messed something up… we’ll still try to help.

Do you restock?

Sometimes.
If something sells out, join the email list and pray to the merch gods.

Do you really only sell one thing?

Yes.
And it absolutely slaps.

How do I wash the shirt?

Cold water. Inside out.
Tumble dry low or hang dry like the responsible adult you occasionally are.
Do not iron over the print unless you love chaos.

Anything else I should know?

We’re a tiny woman-run shop powered by caffeine, creativity, and pure delusion.
Thank you for supporting small business, big vibes, and the “Puff. Puff. Pay Her.” movement.